You threw up four times while I was away. You missed me!
July 28, 2009
July 29, 2009July 15, 2009
July 16, 2009Dearest kitty, I wish you would not munch on the roaches I have taken care to kill. Roach spray is not a delicious topping.
July 5, 2009
July 5, 2009I’m sorry about your foot. What happened, buddy? Get well soon!
June 26, 2009
June 26, 2009It’s just my feet!
June 24, 2009
June 25, 2009I am sorry your tummy isn’t feeling so good lately. I don’t think it gives you the right to spray. Also, I feel like this is not one of these cases where I want to agree to disagree.
June 22, 2009
June 23, 2009fuck you, cat, fuck you
June 17, 2009
June 17, 2009Thanks for knowing that I felt lonely when I was sitting at the kitchen table writing book reviews on the computer. It’s hard for me to do something solitary like that, but your teeth on my bottom reminded me that I could never really be alone.
June 15, 2009
June 15, 2009Congratulations, cat! Today is the first day it smells mildly less like cat pee at the front door. Sorry if the neighborhood cats no longer think you’re the man.
