July 28, 2009

July 29, 2009

You threw up four times while I was away. You missed me!

July 15, 2009

July 16, 2009

Dearest kitty, I wish you would not munch on the roaches I have taken care to kill. Roach spray is not a delicious topping.

July 5, 2009

July 5, 2009

I’m sorry about your foot. What happened, buddy? Get well soon!

June 26, 2009

June 26, 2009

It’s just my feet!

June 24, 2009

June 25, 2009

I am sorry your tummy isn’t feeling so good lately. I don’t think it gives you the right to spray. Also, I feel like this is not one of these cases where I want to agree to disagree.

June 22, 2009

June 23, 2009

fuck you, cat, fuck you

June 17, 2009

June 17, 2009

Thanks for knowing that I felt lonely when I was sitting at the kitchen table writing book reviews on the computer. ┬áIt’s hard for me to do something solitary like that, but your teeth on my bottom reminded me that I could never really be alone.

June 15, 2009

June 15, 2009

Congratulations, cat! Today is the first day it smells mildly less like cat pee at the front door. Sorry if the neighborhood cats no longer think you’re the man.